My panini is staring at me sinisterly with its one eye and it’s kind of unnerving. That look just says “Do it, you fucker. Eat me. I dare you, just take one bite. You’ll see what happens…”.
the special yellow popcorn salt that they put on movie popcorn has got to be some delicious magical pixie dust because that shit is just too damn good
"Pizzcerdo Rolls" - 12 pizza rolls with baconnaise dip, garnished with bacon salt and various cheeses. Serve with Mexican coke. No regrets. Yolo.
I usually smash my fortune cookie before opening it, because I like popping the bag. I opened it, read the fortune, and then…